What to do about shyness.
As editors and shyness researchers for What to Do About, we can only speculate. To be honest, we’re not certain what you’re problem is, BUT we’re going to do our best to spot it and loudly exclaim, “That’s it! That’s your god-forsaken problem! Look at you!” …So don’t cry, keep reading. We think there are a few conceivable remedies to your shyness.
A) never come out of your room. If you never come out of your room, you won’t ever know you’re shy because you’ll never meet people who stare at you and make you feel inferior or moronic, as you stare at your feet and pretend your all alone again. You are not inferior and there’s a good chance you’re not a moron. It is possible that you have some other kind of problem, social anxiety, OCD (which is also a personality disorder AND NOT simply an anxiety problem), and then there’s the assortment of phobias—rats, snakes, hermit crabs, loud noises, cops, drafts, the refrigerator, ceiling fan catastrophes. There’s no end to the possibilities and complexities of what you may suffer and imagine. BUT the good news is most well-meaning Americans have some kind of neurosis anyway. In fact, more Americans visit their haggard family physician for anxiety problems then they do the common cold. We here at What to Do About sit back in our seats amazed, but it’s true. Depending on the severity of your “normal” problem, you’re a statistic between 1% and 58% of the public. Those terrified the refrigerator will one day eat them comprise a smaller statistic than those returning from Iraq. The fact that people might think more of treating their worries than drinking white tea and eating berries before the croup gets them, does seem to indicate there’s company in numbers. You’ll be alright kid. And it should be said “shyness” is not a “disorder”. Back to your shyness, nobody cares until we have to get close and overcome uncomfortable silences. So stay in your room and you’ll never know the difference.
Option B is only slightly different than option A. You can decide. It is possible that it may also exacerbate a mental disorder. People who choose this option are generally pathological liars and you can be one too. What you have to do is become someone you are not. Lie to yourself over and over. Don’t stop lying to yourself until you have a nice, polished alter ego. This is what you show to everybody and tell everybody you are, that is, not shy. This raises the question of who/what our identity in fact is, also what is multiple personality disorder, but we say who cares. Denying a shy proclivity is not accepting you might be ok and there are still options C and D.
Option C …we hesitate to recommend and we will immediately follow it with option D, so keep reading. You might even read this one super fast. One proven way of eliminating shyness forever, if that’s what you’re bound and determined to do, is kill yourself. Now, there’s a lot of reasons to live before your loved one’s find your note saying, “I’m sorry I was shy.” In fact, I personally want you to know that in a way, I enjoy shy people. There’s a lot to discover, which leads me directly and very rapidly into option D.
Option D. Why are you shy? (We’re getting to the option.) Why do you think being shy is a problem? People (good, normal people) probably don’t think less of you. Maybe you’re misunderstood. All that means is that you have to practice feeling less critical…of the whole environment. Literally practice mentally relaxing. Trust people, and give them something to know about you. People aren’t always good at finding that—at learning about other people, or you. The other important note is that you can’t care too much what they do with that information. You must have some esteem for yourself. You’re very interesting. I like you and I’m only imagining you. You’re brunette, 5’7’’, have green eyes, are perfectly shaped, and female. Yes?
To not be shy, to enjoy you, to get to know others, you must be about things bigger than you. In relationships, if you’re too concerned with your shyness, knowingly or not, you’re probably going to miss why it’s a desirable relationship, or not. You’re probably going to miss things about that person because you’re worried with how they view you. There is an existent and hazy line that separates concern for others’ opinion and your own social graces. Don’t be afraid. Focus on being “about” the other person, learning about them, paying attention to who they are and how they respond. Listen and you’ll probably overcome a bit of shyness. So, come out of your room. Please don’t pretend. Don’t kill yourself. That’s a true tragedy. And confidently and humbly tell someone why you’re so interesting.
